Tess' blind date, Alex, mistakenly shows up at Hope's apartment and Hope invites him to stay for the night. Berk pretends he's attached to get Lori interested in him, but when she wants visual proof of his relationship, he has to find a "girlfriend" fast. Jamie reveals to Sabrina that he dressed in drag to be close to her, but when Sabrina becomes interested in him, Jamie decides he really likes Vanessa.